Watch as Alex Trebek cheats a nice young lady out of $400. EJSIC won’t let him get away with it.
OUTRAGE: Alex Trebek Denies Contestant’s Correct Answer, Er, Question
Feb 9th, 2010 by Small Arms McGee
The George W Bush billboard
Feb 9th, 2010 by Michael Street
24 hour news stations buzzed this morning with the excitement that a billboard has appeared in Wyoming with an image of our former president and the words: “Miss me yet?” I’m not attempting to spark a political debate between W or Obama, but I find this hilarious.
I honestly hope W paid the money for this sign as well. That what-if scenario would probably make him my favorite president of all-time just for the hell of it. Reports of who really paid for it vary, but it seems a group of local small business owners are the ones most likely responsible. Maybe Jimmy Carter should do one next.
Here’s a short video from YouTube with a picture of the billboard:
Luke Warm Linkage
Feb 9th, 2010 by Flop
That’s a HOT commodity right there.
- Chris Berman is being hotly pursued by the NFL Network. Read that again. My guess is that he’s using this as leverage to get a new contract with ESPN and he’ll be back, back, back in Bristol next season.
- Your Grandpa Starts Band in Hopes of Getting 2011 Super Bowl Gig.
- Senior big man Pierre Henderson-Niles has left the Memphis Tigers for unspecified reasons. You would think that the timing couldn’t be worse for a short-handed team trying to work their way back onto the bubble.
- Use the Color Career Counselor to tell you which careers you are best suited for. Mine was dead on. FYI, it will still give you the results without your e-mail and if you skip the offer after the test.
- A man trying to buy crack with a credit card has his card stolen. They really will give anyone a credit card.
- An internet worm is targeting drunk people at 2am:
Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Feb 9th, 2010 by Jose Kortez
2010 Olympic game emblem
OK, I looked it up. Here’s the thing, there are a lot of different sports that are all pretty similar. For instance, skiing is a category that includes alpine, freestyle, and snowboarding. Likewise, luging is one part of “ice sports” that includes bobsledding and 6 other activities. So, now that we all accept that the Olympics suck for the most part, let’s talk about the only part of the winter olympics that is really enjoyable.
Olympic hockey is awesome! So, first the great news, hockey is shown on 94% of the days. The bad news. There is a day of Olympics that have no hockey. Just ski jumping. So, in my heart, hockey the Olympics doesn’t start until February 13th.
EJSIC WVU Versus Villanova AND KU Versus Texas Live Blog
Feb 8th, 2010 by Flop
A Thousand Words
Feb 8th, 2010 by Vagabond Joe
Luke Warm Linkage
Feb 8th, 2010 by Flop
Not pictured: Jimmy’s shrunken Johnson.
- Apparently, there was a game of some sort last night…
- In an attempt to recover from his addiction to mannish assistants, former ESPN MLB analyst Steve Phillips apparently entered the same rehab clinic as Tiger Woods. I find it mildly hilarious that getting caught cheating on your wife is now the same as being diagnosed with a sex addiction. At least Steve has owned up to his mistakes as well.
- After much speculation and anticipation, Danica Patrick will make her NASCAR Nationwide debut this weekend. Let’s hope it’s a better show than those terrible GoDaddy commercials.
- Jimmy Johnson is now the spokesman for ExtenZe male enhancement products. Heh… Jimmy has a little Johnson.
- Watch and vote on the Best Super Bowl ads on Youtube. I thought the Polamalu groundhog commercial was entertaining, if not kind of creepy.
- A Baltimore weatherman completely loses his mind over the snow…
Mardi Gras 2010 with Shred – Saints Edition
Feb 7th, 2010 by Shred Torn
For the first time in their history, the New Orleans Saints are Super Bowl Champions.
Late in 2009, some of my roommates decided that it would be a good idea to go to Mardi Gras 2010. None of us had ever even been to New Orleans, let alone Mardi Gras. I have to admit, I never had the foresight to imagine that this idea would come to fruition in the form of us even booking tickets, so I certainly didn’t put together the thought that the New Orleans Saints would have a storied season and achieve the sport’s top annual prize. New Orleans is going to be in a frenzy. Mardi Gras will come to a climax in 9 days on Fat Tuesday, and you can join me in the celebration. I’ll be heading down to join Who Dat nation a week from now for four days. Let the suggestions flow of things I should do while down there (and help me find out how to stock up on black and gold beads!).
Congratulations to the Saints, and let the party begin!
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