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Posted in Television on Sep 7th, 2010
In honor of the dawning of yet another absurdly-optimistic corporate foray into the world of “quality” television, I’m bringing a VJ-”house”hold tradition to the pages of EJSIC. Welcome to… The 2010 Fall Television Dead Pool The rules are simple. Jerks and guests, alike, simply choose which new fall show you think is going to get [...]
Posted in Movies, Movies, Pop Culture, Probably Over Your Head, Television, Television on Sep 3rd, 2010
I’ve come to the realization that TV on DVD is one of the greatest things ever. Thanks to this awesome idea, I don’t have to wait weeks to see an entire series, I can just wait for the DVD’s and watch the whole series in a couple days, no commercials, no waiting. This was especially [...]
Posted in Baseball, Football, Golf, Haiku, Sports, Television on Aug 30th, 2010
Tar Heel football team Apparently think they have Joined the SEC ♦♦♦♦♦ It is ironic Tiger couldn’t miss a hole And now can’t find one ♦♦♦♦♦ The bases loaded ManRam sees a single pitch Then gets himself tossed ♦♦♦♦♦ Brett Favre throws two picks Also loses a fumble Brett’s just being Brett ♦♦♦♦♦ The Nationals [...]
Posted in Sports, Television, Wanton Disdain on Aug 21st, 2010
Isn’t it great when terrible things happen to even worse people? Of course it is. With that in mind, TMZ is reporting that Jay Mariotti has been arrested in L.A. and is being held on charges related to domestic violence. The ESPN and AOL Fanhouse personality is eligible for bail on a $50,000 bond. In [...]
Posted in Celebrities, Television on Apr 14th, 2010
Lawyers for beleaguered television star, Swiper the Fox, expressed their disappointment in a judge’s decision to allow several hours of videotaped incidents to be admitted as evidence in the animated carnivores upcoming trial. Fox faces 123 counts of grand larceny, 286 counts of attempted petty larceny and 75 counts of piracy as a result of [...]
Posted in Celebrities, Movies, Pop Culture, Probably Over Your Head, Television on Jan 18th, 2010
Last night, as some of you may know, celebrities got all beautified (read: botox) and headed out to The 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards. I’ll admit it, I’m a big fan of award shows, so yeah, I watched the whole thing. Here’s a quick run-down of some of the best parts. Mo’Nique winning Best Supporting [...]
Posted in Baseball, Celebrities, Movies, Pop Culture, Television on Dec 11th, 2009
Here at EJSIC, we had a lengthy debate in the boardroom about whether or not we should celebrate the end of the “aughts” and jump on the “Top 10 Whatevers of the Decade” trend that is currently occupying roughly a 4th of all of cyber-space. The meeting didn’t really decide anything as some Jerks were [...]
Posted in Pop Culture, Television on Dec 9th, 2009
Thank you, Jose, for mentioning “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” in your recent post. Something about these “real housewives” shows on Bravo has really been bothering me and this is a great forum to get this off my chest. It all starts with that simple word “housewife.” I really think that the producers, in [...]
