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Posted in Basketball, Basketball, Probably Over Your Head, Satire, Sports, Wanton Disdain on Mar 31st, 2010
The Sensei lives on the Western Shores of the United States in the San Francisco Bay Area (it’s closer to Japan), so he is fortunate to be far removed from most of Duke’s sniveling, whining, me-first alumni base. He is similarly fortunate to draw his cable from outside of ACC country, avioding Raycom Sports and [...]
EJSIC’s baseball preview travels to the Midwest where the largest division in Major League Baseball resides. It is the National League Central. Chicago Cubs 1. Can they bounce back? The Cubs were the preseason favorites to win their third straight Central division title last year, but they were horrible. They did not even challenge the [...]
Posted in Luke Warm Linkage on Mar 31st, 2010
Here’s a hint… We hate you because it’s easy. Duke fans explain why they think everyone hates them. If it’s possible, I now hate them even more. How I would hack your weak internet passwords. Not me, personally. The guy who wrote the article. Geez… Rick Pitino gets an extension at Louisville. Following Sypher/Pastrami Gate [...]
Posted in Basketball, Sports on Mar 31st, 2010
As I watch Duke on a fast track to the National Championship, a seething hate is beginning to take over my body. I’m supposed to hate Duke. Now I am, at least. Having spent 6 years in Chapel Hill, Duke hating comes as naturally to me as duke making. [poo joke] It wasn’t always this [...]
Posted in Basketball, Celebrities, Probably Over Your Head on Mar 30th, 2010
It’s not the offseason yet (well, it is for you Kansas and Kentucky fans) and we’re already seeing some major shakeups, and they’re all to the benefit of you, the cultured and distinguished college basketball viewer. So far we have: Steve Lavin (aka Slickster McThesaurus): Heading to St. John’s. Fran Fraschilla: Rumored to lead for [...]
Posted in Basketball, Sports on Mar 30th, 2010
According to Jody Demling of the Courier Journal, Kentucky recruits are now being told that 5 UK underclassmen will be leaving school early for the NBA draft. That’s 5, as in the number of players on the floor at one time for one team. I’ve got to say… This is a little ridiculous. Daniel Orton [...]
Posted in Basketball, Probably Over Your Head, Satire, Sports on Mar 30th, 2010
As part of the “Hate on Duke” week, Flop proposed to the contributors a single question: Why do you hate Duke? I did not immediately answer, rather I allowed the question to flutter in the gray matter. The question seems easy enough, but it gets deeper. I could sit here and type about all of [...]
Posted in Luke Warm Linkage on Mar 30th, 2010
Yea… It’s a really cool trick until she lets the crazy out. This just in… The NCAA is set to strip Duke of it’s 08-09 losses. All is right with the world again. John Wall and DeMarcus Cousins join Evan Turner, Wes Johnson and Scottie Reynolds on the AP All-American First Team. Let’s do a [...]
