Chances are… We're smarter than you.
Posted in Luke Warm Linkage on May 31st, 2010
Sexy? No. Badass? Definitely. Dario Franchitti won the Indy 500 over the weekend. Somewhere Ashley Judd is smiling. The Lakers and Celtics will play for the NBA title. Color me “meh”. John Clay has a nice run-down on the questions and answers surrounding Eric Bledsoe. Unless new information comes out, I’m not sure how you [...]
Posted in Probably Over Your Head on May 28th, 2010
Thanks to the folks who sent in pictures. If you want to have your fish pictures posted on EJSIC, send them to Jose.Kortez@yahoo.com. I’ll put them up so you can have bragging rights on your friends – not to mention, how cool that you can make your fish famous. So, the big news of the [...]
Posted in I've Been Experienced on May 28th, 2010
Helen Hunt and I take a break just in time for me to sleep with Dirty without any guilty feelings. Then we make up the next day…before I’ve showered.
Posted in Luke Warm Linkage on May 28th, 2010
He’ll have “Winner” shaved in there tomorrow. Ron Artest’s buzzer-beating layup pushes the Lakers to a 3-2 series lead over the Suns. Kudos to the Suns and Magic for rebounding to make the conference finals interesting. Elon and the Citadel get into a basebrawl so nasty that the cops have to break it up. Raw [...]
Posted in Probably Over Your Head, Uncategorized on May 27th, 2010
Officials for the beloved and oft-raved-about In-N-Out Burger chain have announced an unprecedented move. The restaurant will open a new franchise location far away from their comfortable confines of the west coast…in Dallas. This news comes as a surprise to anyone who has tasted the deliciousness first-hand but has been made to suffer due to [...]
Posted in We're all gonna die on May 27th, 2010
I saw this on KSR this morning and I just had to pass it along to my fellow Jerks. Don’t @#$% with Eastern Kentuckians. They may dance you to death. reddit_url = http://elitistjerksports.com/?p=7757;reddit_title = Bloody+Breathitt+Brings+the+Heat;reddit_newwindow=’1′;Share
Posted in Luke Warm Linkage on May 27th, 2010
Ogre load… it does a body good. What a difference a game makes… Kendrick Perkins was ejected, Big Baby and Marquis Daniels were both injured, and the Magic managed to force a Game 6 in Boston. Can you imagine the collective freak-out in Boston if the Bruins and Celtics both had epic playoff collapses in [...]
Posted in Probably Over Your Head on May 26th, 2010
Table of Contents Finally, my last story of unwanted sex stories happened in college. I was probably a junior and had really come into my own in regards to picking up ladies and landing hotter chicks than would seem likely. As explained before, I had become a master of the temporary breakup and was able [...]
