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Nestled in the somewhat vapid remnants of one of Kansas City’s many, many once-thriving and historic neighborhood, lies a gem that any baseball fan should see.  A gem that is, that any baseball fan should see…before it’s gone forever. Ever since the 2006 death of Honorary Chairman and driving force, John “Buck” O’Neil, the museum [...]

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South American representative Paraguay awaits a quarterfinal match against favored Spain, but in the down time between games, we have some thing to increase attention. Paraguayan lingerie model Larissa Riquelme is promising a Diego Maradona like guarantee. She’ll run through the streets of Paraguay naked. Unlike Maradona, she’ll paint her body the color of Paraguay’s [...]

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This Friday marks the beginning of the Elite Eight in the World Cup. The schedule follows the normal mid-morning and mid-afternoon game. EJSIC is here for a quick preview of each of Friday’s games. Netherlands v Brazil Friday, 10 am EST, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium Results to date: Netherlands – W 2-0 v Denmark, W [...]

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South Carolina cheerleaders have always loved the Cocks. South Carolina defeated UCLA in extra innings to claim their first ever College World Series National Title. It’s a great day for Cock lovers everywhere. Dirk Nowitzki and Paul Pierce have decided to join the NBA free agent party, making what was already shaping up to be [...]

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EJSIC Portugal Versus Spain Live Blog reddit_url = http://elitistjerksports.com/?p=8318;reddit_title = EJSIC+Portugal+Versus+Spain+Live+Blog;reddit_newwindow=’1′;Share

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You know you’ve tried the urinal kick. We all have. LeBron, Chris Bosh and DWade to Miami? If that did happen, you’d have to think Pat Riley would be back on the sidelines faster than you could say “hair tonic”. Tim Hudson and the Braves topped the Nats, as phenom Stephen Strasburg pitched like a [...]

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MLB Round-Up is back for the week. Let’s get it started. Team of the Week American League – Texas Rangers. The Rangers become a two time winner in the team of the week category. They continued their hot play over the last seven days. Too bad their ownership situation will probably keep them from acquiring [...]

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I go to Alaska with Evil Twin, get wasted at a bluegrass festival, and nearly drown in a rainstorm.

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