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So, I’m fascinated by demeaning sexual acts. I’ve told you about the time I turned a girl into a zombie on accident. I love reading about Cleveland Steamers and things like that. I think it’s incredibly funny to read about, though I doubt anyone has tried this darker Kama Sutra found on the internet. But some of the moves, like the Zombie or a Dirty Sanchez are not totally out of the realm of reason. Even working a rodeo on a girl is funnier than it is insane.
Women always seemed surprised by my actions even when they had heard from friends what would happen.
I’ve had a few long term girlfriends who I’m completely open with sexually. And in those cases, I am ok with her doing whatever she wants and expect the same of her. If something I want is really crazy, I’ll run it past her before I try it. Other things, I’ll just do and if she has a problem with it, I figure it won’t be a deal breaker.
So, I dated a girl for two years at one point. She and I were both very open to all things sexual, so you can imagine that things got pretty wild, pretty often. We’d usually have sex a few times a day on weekend days when we had free time and when we saw each other during the week, if we weren’t too wiped out, we’d mess around then too. This was after we both had jobs and had realized the horror of being a professional – getting up really early and working 9 to 10 hours a day, which is painfully different than being a kid in college with some classes and homework. She had a desk job and I was tending the potato fields, but we’d both be exhausted upon getting home for the night.
She was really good about letting me watch the sports I like on Saturdays and during the summer, we’d usually do something outside since there are no good summer sports. In the winter, it’s college basketball, the fall is college football and even in the fall, I miss a lot of games to be outside. But by early April, I’m outside constantly. Being outside, especially in the summer along the East Coast is best done early in the morning, which really eats into sex time. But winter mornings were terrific because we had nothing else to do but fool around for a few hours before getting a beer and watching some basketball.