Happy Friday.
You know they watch it too.
Begging… It’s just one more thing robots are better at.
I’ve heard of double-jointed, but this is ridiculous.
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Monthly Archives: April 2011
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Yea… I don’t have a clue either.
- Browns RB Peyton Hillis will grace the cover of Madden 2012, after fans voted for him over Mike Vick. If you’re wondering who Peyton Hillis is, I guess we’ll find out together.
- The Yankees accidentally leaked personal info from 20,000 season ticket holders. I think they should have to give them all the phone numbers in Derek Jeter’s little black book as penance.
- A mile wide tornado in Alabama missed Bryant-Denny Stadium by only 250 yards. More importantly, the death toll for these terrible storms in the south has already hit 193. If you’re able, give to the American Red Cross to help our southern friends recover.
- Joakim Noah’s sister is actually pretty hot. How that’s possible with the ugliest brother in SEC history, I have no idea.
- A Silicon Valley town is pinning their tourism hopes on the world’s largest web site.
- A woman graduates college after 19 years of taking one class a semester. That’s either extreme dedication or extreme laziness. I’m not sure.
- From their receipt, you can tell why they used the self-check-out.
- 6 toys with unintentional penises. Beauty and the… eh… just click the link.
- I’m sure this movie is actually being produced as we speak:
Monopoly – Official Trailer – watch more funny videos
Newspapers Predicted the Future in 1994
I guess they ignored their own predictions?
EJSIC Top Shot Live Blog
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Yea… They all died in the book. Not exactly heart-warming.
- The NBA playoffs roll on in semi-interesting fashion, as only the lowly Knicks have been eliminated. How long do you think it will take for the Calipari to NYC rumors to heat up? Wait… Nevermind.
- Erin Andrews bruises rather easily. She’s a peach.
- Ole Miss axed their “Rebel” mascot. Is the “Ole” the next to go? That seems a little extreme to me.
- Tony LaRussa’s daughter is now an Oakland Raiders Cheerleader. She’s definitely better looking than her dad.
- David Ortiz was reportedly horrified by manager Terry Francona’s comment that the Red Sox’ bats were coming alive.
- 6 deleted scenes that prove the book isn’t always better. Stand By Me would have been so much better if everyone had died, right?
- Police say a brawl at a Lawrence baby shower left two people with stab wounds and three people under arrest. I’m guessing the Jumperoo wasn’t worth it.
- Some videos aren’t quite as cute when you slow them down to half speed:
MLS Loses Ball; Puts Season On Hold
NEW YORK – Major League Soccer play was temporarily suspended Monday when league officials announced an unfortunate mishap.
“We lost the ball,” Commissioner Don Garber stated in a solemn press conference. ”We thought that Real Salt Lake had it. But, apparently, they were under the impression that it was still in Los Angeles.”
With the misplacement of the league’s only ball, Wednesday’s game in Salt Lake City is in danger of being postponed until either it – or a suitable replacement – can be found. If it remains missing, other games this weekend could also be in jeopardy.
“It’s embarassing, really,” New York Red Bulls head coach Hans Backe said in a statement. ”We’ve been so careful to make sure that the ball is transferred quickly and safely to the next game. We really haven’t had a problem at all over the years. It is just a shame that it had to happen now.”
An unnamed official searches for the missing MLS ball
Garber was quick not to point fingers – citing an official investigation that is currently underway. But, many are looking at Saturday’s Referee of the L.A. Galaxy/Portland Timbers match in Los Angeles, Ramón Hernández. Hernández claims he followed procedure after the game by giving the ball to the Fourth Official. The Fourth Official, who asked to remain annonymous, says he never received the ball from Hernández.
“We’re looking into it,” Garber said. ”Someone knows where it is. We just have to find it.” He went on to say that the league is prepared to take drastic action if necessary. “We sent Ivan (Gazidis – Deputy Commissioner) down to Sports Authority with the debit card just in case.”
LWL Video Friday
It’s Video Friday once again. Here’s hoping you all have a “Good” one.
Bear Grylls really likes to drink his own pee.
We are the Champions, my fr… Oops.
The magic of Easter, as told by kids.
The Magic of Easter: As Told By Kids – watch more funny videos
Luke Warm Linkage
I’m thinking word scramble was a bad idea.
- Arizona’s Derrick Williams says he played the final two months of the season with a broken finger. He seemed fine giving the middle one to Duke.
- MLB will take over operations of the Dodgers, as the team’s owner is embattled in a bitter divorce. Does that mean all their best players will get traded to the Brewers?
- The heart-warming story of how Kendrick Perkins took two dopey white guys under his wing. A story like this gives hope to jock sniffers everywhere.
- A robot threw out the first pitch at yesterday’s Phillies game. It was subsequently booed and vomited on.
- If you looked like this guy, you’d probably take drugs too.
- U.S. Health and Human Services says the nation’s Shawnas are tan enough. What’s next? Forbidding the nation’s Trixies from smoking menthol cigarettes?
- Sometimes it’s better not to tell kids to be creative. That poor goat…
- The six girls you’ll date in college. [NSFW]