Awesome followed by awesomer.

• Jim Tressel was fined $250k and suspended two games by Ohio State for “forgetting” to report NCAA violations to the school. Here’s the news conference if you’re into that sort of thing.
• Deadspin has the e-mail trail from Tressel’s correspondence with the whistle blower. He really enjoys using multiple punctuations at the end of a sentence.
• Here’s video of Tom Brady dancing like a homo at Carnival in Rio. I’m sure he can comfort himself from the embarrassment by bedding 30 super-models or something.
• A bespectacled Midwestern high school science teacher and mom of four has resigned from her job — after it surfaced that she was once a porn star. So much for second chances…
• What’s more awesome than owning a DeLorean? Owning a DeLorean trailer to pull behind your DeLorean.
• If Online College commercials were honest: