I’m pretty sure that rose is sculpted cocaine.
- Jim Thome became the 8th member of the 600 home run club last night. Couldn’t have happened to a better guy…
- The new Total QB Rating = the only good things about ESPN multiplied by all the bad things.
- Calipari’s Dominican National team beat a team of hastily assembled former UK players. The fantasy roster included Rajon Rondo, John Wall, DeMarcus Cousins, Tayshaun Prince, and a host of other former Cats.
- Speaking of former UK greats, Josh Harrelson heroically stopped a drunk driver with a back seat full of kids outside a bar in Lexington. Is there anything Jorts can’t do?
- It’s the 40 inch iPhone. Don’t get any ideas, Jobs.
- Why Taylor Swift is the last true rockstar. You’ll have to read it to get it.
- The 25 Greatest unscripted scenes in film.