Something tells me this may not work.
- The Eagles just gave Mike Vick $100 Million. The lesson here, kiddos, is that being good at sports trumps any bad thing you might do… as long as you stay out of jail.
- Arian Foster joins most live humans in hating Colin Cowherd.
- Nick Saban went all “Nick Saban” on Will Muschamp’s mother over a fax. This is why Saban holds a tenth degree douche belt.
- Here are Sports Pickle’s 2011 College Football pick-up lines. The Michigan defense is easy like Sunday morning.
- Gilbert Arenas made the mistake of engaging a comedian on Twitter and he paid the price.
- Bill Watterson Writes, Illustrates, Shreds New ‘Calvin And Hobbes’ Strip Each Morning Out Of Spite.
- Here are the funniest images to come from Hurricane Irene. Thankfully, Spiderman was there to save the day.
- Green screen fail.