- #7 Vandy decided to start being Vandy earlier than usual this year. Their strategy may be to get a lower seed in the tournament, so their first round loss is less embarrassing.
- The Lions and Bears decided brawling was better than mauling, during their testy meeting yesterday.
- Bo Pelini says the Penn St. versus Nebraska game should have never been played. I’m guessing he’ll still take the win anyway.
- Shaq compares his relationship with Kobe to Sanford and Son. “You just dumb, son. You just dumb.”
- Sports Pickle has your official 2011-12 College Basketball pickup lines. “Something is flopping in my pants.” Priceless.
- Friend’s excuses for why he can’t hang out are getting more elaborate over time.
- 24 things other countries suspect about life in the USA. You mean America isn’t it’s own planet?
- Tails is immortal, by the way.