John McCain’s mother looks fine to me. [Seriously, though, get well soon.]
- VP says Zorn will finish the season as Skins coach. I’d say it’s a bit early to be making “predictions” myself.
- Deadspin gives you a recap of all the recent debauchery at the Worldwide Leader.
- Isiah is surprised that Magic Johnson thinks he’s a douche.
- A pigeon tries to help the Raiders out. Someone needs to.
- A flight crew for Northwest may have been asleep at the wheel. This is why I drive 14 hours to Florida on vacation.
- The Onion poses an important question.
- Drunken Lay-Z-Boy driver pleads guilty.
- Shut up woman and get on my horse. (NSFW)