John McCain’s mother looks fine to me. [Seriously, though, get well soon.]
Sports
- VP says Zorn will finish the season as Skins coach. I’d say it’s a bit early to be making “predictions” myself.
- Deadspin gives you a recap of all the recent debauchery at the Worldwide Leader.
- Isiah is surprised that Magic Johnson thinks he’s a douche.
- A pigeon tries to help the Raiders out. Someone needs to.
POP
- A flight crew for Northwest may have been asleep at the wheel. This is why I drive 14 hours to Florida on vacation.
- The Onion poses an important question.
- Drunken Lay-Z-Boy driver pleads guilty.
- Shut up woman and get on my horse. (NSFW)
Politics
- John McCain’s mother is hospitalized in Portugal. In other news, John McCain’s mother is still @#$%ing alive. Isn’t he in his 70′s?
- Palin endorses someone for something. The real point is… People are still acting like Palin might run for president in 2012. Really America? REALLY?
Mac’s mom is looking pretty good to me. Hell, her and Jack Sparrow’s mom from the 3rd Pirates movie could really hit it off I bet.
She actually looks amazing to be 97.
If he’s anything like his mother, John McCain may outlive Barack Obama.
I have mixed feelings on living that long. I mean, 97 years is a LONG time. It seems it would be easier to just not wake up one morning…
Dying is for quitters.
and healing is for sucks..
just listen to the old guys from the 50′s and 60′s in the NFL talk