You wouldn’t believe me if I told you, but I’m telling you anyway.
- From the “No, I’m not joking” department, Ochocinco plans to start his own news network.
- Florida has looked like crap lately. They’ve been lucky to have some controversial calls go their way the past couple weeks. It’s almost like they need to lose to get their A game back on…
- Speaking of getting lucky… #2 (or #1 depending on your perspective) Alabama had to block a late FG to beat the Mighty Balls.
- Judge tells a woman that her monkey can’t service her.
- “Close Range” video game offers nothing but face shots. (The Onion)