Fear the Porpoise!
Sports
- EJSIC #23 Syracuse loses an exhibition game to a bunch of D2 Dolphins. Should this affect their ranking or are exhibitions just that? What do you guys think?
- Mickey Andrews is retiring at FSU. Will Bowden soon follow suit?
- Hanstravel wants to sell you an Acura. Wow. (Deadspin)
POP
- Top 5 unintentionally disturbing boner pill ads.
- The 15 stupidest products of all time.
- This will make you think twice about that pet door. (Funny or Die)
- IU students are being butt raped in their dorms.
- The Sex Ed lessons you wish they taught you. (Cracked)
- Social Hierarchy charts throughout life. It’s funny because it’s true. (College Humor)
Politics
- Maine voters approve Weed shops.
- Congress approves $500 Billion for monument to human folly. (The Onion)
Who put this god damn egg on my face?
It may be porpoise poop.
You should probably wipe it off.
gardner webb move over there are some new mammals in town..
i know big schools play teams like the sisters of charity to avoid this..
but DAMN!!
*shakes head and walks away mumbling*
I still say the Grand Valley State embarrassment was worse for Michigan State last year. And really, their season turned out pretty well.