You don't want to know where Bill Self's hands are in this photo.
Sports
- Bill Self recruited Darnell Jackson for his great ass. I’m not kidding.
- Pete Rose is still batting 1.000 with the ladies. (Deadspin)
- Ochocinco’s $1 joke has cost him big.
- What is it about the Bears that brings out the suck in QB’s?
- Deleted excerpts from Andre Agassi’s book. (Sports Pickle)
POP
- Cindy Crawford’s extortionist has been deported. For future reference Cindy, don’t hire Nannies who gag your children, tie them to chairs, and take pictures.
- Speaking of deportation, Lou Dobbs is on his way out too. (The Onion)
- 14 year old flasher crashes a bus.
- How to make your own Tamiflu. Please don’t.
- Hollywood street corner super-heroes and villains are taking their jobs a bit too seriously.
Politics
- The Spanish government decides to invest in our children by teaching them to masturbate.
- Obama Kenyan Birth Certificate conspiracy theorists go to court.
- Self-proclaimed 9/11 mastermind to face trail in NYC.
- Sarah Palin says the kid that knocked up her kid is like a kid to her.
That’s my coach.
Gotta say, “Spanish masturbation” may be my favorite tag ever