You know what's ridiculous? Those legs.
Sports
- Tiger’s “other woman” says “affair” rumors are “ridiculous”. (“Deadspin”)
- Bobby Bowden is reportedly set to retire today. His game of chicken with Joe Paterno is finally over.
- Florida Gators football player arrested for DUI.
- Marion Jones wants to play in the WNBA. Do they bother with pee tests in the WNBA?
- Derek Jeter has been named SI Sportsman of the Year.
POP
- Gym POV. Hilarious. (College Humor)
- How to form your own cult in 5 easy steps. (Cracked)
- Cal Berkeley study shows that alcoholism can be cured by smoking weed.
Politics
- Boxing icon Pacquiao enters Philippine political ring.
- Russia is lagging behind the U.S. in the training of Sea Mammals of Death. Maybe they should try sharks with frickin’ lasers on their heads.