Instead of trying to figure out why Tiger did the things he did, I’d rather try to imagine what Tiger was most likely thinking while committing his transgressions.
A. “Get that damn camera, Steve!”
B. “I’ve held plenty of trophies before, but never one like this.”
C. “I’m off the cart path, but not out of bounds.”
D. “Remember Phil at Winged Foot, go for the hole.”
E. “This is the best sand bunker I ever laid up in.”
F. “If I sink this footer, I end the day with a 69.”
G. “F*ck, I can’t get my wood straight.”
H. “I never liked pitching out of the rough and sex is no different.”
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