Yes. The world is coming to an end. I think.
Sports
- House panels have passed a bill aimed at forcing a playoff on College football. I would love the results, but the means are a bit terrifying.
- The Tennessee Football program is under investigation for using “sorostitutes” to entice recruits to sign. I’m pretty sure a lot of programs do this on campus, but the Vols decided to send the whores to the high school games.
- Strong to be introduced as next UofL football coach. Here’s hoping he’s more Ron Zook than Urban Meyer.
- Chaos In Tigerland: A Deadspin Investigation Into The Sexual Habits Of Pro Athletes.
- The Yankees like to keep their competitive edge by buying high. (Sports Pickle)
POP
- 12 “Sexy Ads” that will give you nightmares. A couple of these are truly @#$%ed up. (Cracked)
- What if all your mistakes followed you around like the money you could be saving with GEICO? (College Humor)
- WTF is going on in Norway? Did someone divide by zero?
- Holy cow born with cross on his forehead. See. World = Ending.
Politics
- From the non-news news department, Dick Cheney would not call Obama a socialist on Hannity.
- Obama heads off to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize.
Good for Norway all up in the news today. Maybe Obama will start a war with Russia on Norway’s behalf…