
Cowboys fans could look a lot different than Longhorns fans, but I doubt it.
Sports
- Bengals wideout Chris Henry is dead after falling out of a truck during a domestic dispute. Our condolences to his friends and family.
- Elin Nordgren has made it known that she will be divorcing Tiger Woods. I’m guessing 14+ mistresses may have been a bit much to be “just a mistake”.
- Cerrato out as Redskins VP. They had to do something, I guess.
- Single white Texas fan in search of a total whore to take to the BCS title game. (Deadspin)
- Mercury Morris hopes your perfect marriage fails miserably. (Sports Pickle)
POP
- 6 TV shows that jumped the shark and then beat it to death. (Cracked)
- One of Santa’s reindeer got a present he wasn’t expecting… a condom ad. (College Humor)
- Drugloo toilet will make prison guards’ lives a little easier.
- City bans smoking and decides to use “peer enforcement” to carry it out. It’s fail proof.
Politics
- Right To Privacy Not Guaranteed By Constitution, Says Supreme Court Justice Peeking In Bathroom Window. (The Onion)
- Democrats blues grow deeper in new polls. Again, I don’t understand what people were expecting. You chose the lesser of two evils. Democrats suck almost as much as Republicans right now.
- House approves $154 Billion jobs package.
