Emo + Islam = Awesome.

• The NBA has fined Phil Jackson $35k for criticizing officials over preferential treatment for Kevin Durant. This from the guy who has benefited almost exclusively from the preferential treatment of Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant during his career. They should fine him $50k more for hypocrisy.
• The Police report in the Ben Roethlisberger assault case has been made public and it’s hard to see this ending well for the Steelers QB.
• The Roger Goodell Suspension Flowchart. You’re screwed, Ben (Poor word choice?).
• Speaking of which, Ray Shipman would like you to know how easy it is for Gators to get “serviced” on campus. This might as well be a recruiting advertisement.
• Muslim girl hides her hair, but can’t hide her overwhelming desire to rock.
• Pacman Ghosts discuss TV. These slay me me.