Chugging, the Carolina Way.
- The UNC Tarheels were ON A BOAT and someone forgot to delete the pics. Ol’ Roy can’t be pleased with the PR hit, but you have to think all the T & A and drunken debauchery is bound to help recruiting.
- The Wizards secured the #1 pick in the NBA Draft Lottery last night despite having only a 10.3% chance. If you’re John Wall, you may be hoping that Washington is dumb enough to take Evan Turner, so you can avoid that black-hole. The 76ers, Nets, T-Wolves, and Kings rounded out the top 5.
- The Celtics hung on to take a 2-0 series lead over the Magic in Orlando. With the series now heading to Boston, it’s hard to imagine the Magic bouncing back.
- NFL Lineman Darnell Dockett is sorry he took a shower live on the internet. I’m sure anyone who happened to watch it is sorry too.
- Locker-room humor not appreciated by flaming homo. [NSFW]
- Yahoo! Answers: Why the @#$% do Giraffes have horns? My guess is they were useful fighting off brontosauruses for leaves.
- Rapping your order in the drive-thru is not a crime in Utah, but it is a crime against humanity.
- He-Man Said Hey: