You know you’ve tried the urinal kick. We all have.
- LeBron, Chris Bosh and DWade to Miami? If that did happen, you’d have to think Pat Riley would be back on the sidelines faster than you could say “hair tonic”.
- Tim Hudson and the Braves topped the Nats, as phenom Stephen Strasburg pitched like a rookie probably should against a 1st place team.
- The Cubs have placed Carlos Zambrano on the restricted list and ordered him to seek treatment for his anger issues. Step #1: Stay the @#$% away from Ozzie Guillen.
- Craig Kilborn is back on TV. I think?
- Lazy or Awesome? You be the judge.
- Understanding Hipsters: An undercover operation. ¡Viva la Revolucion!
- Germany’s soccer coach is a booger eater. Seriously:
I can totally understand the awesome, not sure about lazy
I think A is more anal retentive than lazy, allow me to illustrate
Picture 1
A is a chick worried about getting her shoes on, B is more interested in getting them off.
Picture 2
A is an OCD chick that makes you wash every time you touch something, B put a F#CKING urinal in her house just for you and is happy to let you practice your Kung Fu even while taking a leak (think Jennifer Aniston in office Space). Marry this woman now you idiot!
Picture 3
A is the chick with the really pretty hair that will never let you touch it or get near it, B has a day job as a stunt driver (which means you get the craft services on set while watching her work).
Picture 4
A is a neat freak that will not let you have sex until there is no foreign matter anywhere on you body (see also never), B likes things that vibrate and wants you to shave her pussy – AWESOME, AWESOME, and more AWESOME!
Picture 5
A makes you go get her a drink from the kitchen during breaks in sex, while B keeps a jug by the bed so you guys can keep going with minimal interruption.
Picture 6
A makes you stop what you are doing to get a pillow that fell off the bed, B is smart and prepared for such things so you can keep going with minimal interruption (plus the grabby thing makes a great sex toy you find out later).
In short A is not lazy, she is just to much work to date!
B has your needs at heart, and can teach you new things!!!!
How awesome is that!?