Seriously… Wayne Gretzky would suck at fighting crime.

• Ryan Longwell says Brett Favre will play for the Vikes next season. Despite the fact that the info is coming from a kicker, we will pretend he’s right and never speak of this again. OK?
• Sources indicate that BYU may be planning to leave the MWC and become an independent. I thought Mormons preferred group relationships…
• Pro-Stars: the unseen episodes. You remember that cartoon where Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and Bo Jackson fought crime? Of course you don’t.
• This completely normal guy has some very important information to share with you about Elves. You can find Rick James’ reaction here.
• Prudish, pain in the ass wife tells you how to have more sex with your prudish, pain in the ass wife.
• Fat kid avoids embarrassment by wearing a t-shirt at the pool. Ground-breaking stuff:

Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On