God Destroys the Metrodome

Tired of waiting for decades for the citizens of Minnesota do it on their own, God, creator of the universe, finally took things into his own, galaxy-sized hands and demolished the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in downtown Minneapolis early Sunday.

When asked why He acted today, of all days, to collapse the roof of the blight of a stadium with an over-abundance of snow, Yaweh calmly responded, “It’s been long enough,” and then stopped taking questions.

More on this as the story develops.

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