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1,001 Things Not to Do: Riiiiight Near Da Beach

Posted on January 11, 2012 by aspiring deadbeat dad
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My name is not important. I’m a regular guy, like you and the people that you know. Only with two big exceptions. 1) I possess more ruggedly handsome features than you and 2) Although I’m a generally intelligent person, I … Continue reading →

Posted in 1001 Things Not to Do | Tagged 2 girls 1 Jeep, off-roading, The beach, under-age drinking, vodka, yearbooks | 3 Replies

I’ve Been Experienced: Chapter 43

Posted on January 11, 2012 by Jose Kortez
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I ruin our coed softball team with a misguided relationship with one of my teammates. Continue reading →

Posted in I've Been Experienced | Tagged bad idea, coed team, Doc, forfeit, Jose Kortez, season lost, sex, Softball Sue, team dynamics | 1 Reply

I’ve Been Experienced: Chapter 45

Posted on January 10, 2012 by Jose Kortez
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I meet a hot 20 year old at the bar and let her give me a ride home. We stopped en route and she really rode me. Continue reading →

Posted in I've Been Experienced | Tagged alcohol, doggy style, funk band, Jose Kortez, Michigan, Momma, ride home, sex in a car, sex on the street, The Crippler | 1 Reply

I’ve Been Experienced: Chapter 59

Posted on January 9, 2012 by Jose Kortez
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I stay over at Evil Twin’s parents’ house and disaster strikes in the middle of the night. Very embarrassing. Continue reading →

Posted in I've Been Experienced | Tagged clothes, embarrassing, Evil Twin, family, jerkass, Jose Kortez, public, wet dream | 1 Reply

I’ve Been Experienced: Chapter 65

Posted on January 5, 2012 by Jose Kortez
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girl at the beach bar the day before my dad got down there for a fishing trip.
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Posted in I've Been Experienced | Tagged ass licking, bar whore, beach, father, hotel, hottie, Jose Kortez, loose morals, Nags Head, sex, singer, tits, Turkish singer | 1 Reply

I’ve Been Experienced: Chapter 55

Posted on January 2, 2012 by Jose Kortez
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A romantic story about nailing a co-working in the river, and on the trampoline, and… Continue reading →

Posted in I've Been Experienced | Tagged alcohol, bad decisions, bonfire, Co-Worker, Jose Kortez, office baby, sex, the river, trampoline | 1 Reply

I’ve Been Experienced: Chapter 44

Posted on January 1, 2012 by Jose Kortez
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I get myself into some crazy shit simply hanging out in my yard. I don’t think most people have these problems. Continue reading →

Posted in I've Been Experienced | Tagged alcohol, friends, Jose Kortez, Karma, mistakes, poor decisions, relationships, The Drunk, The Genius, The Neighbor, Vineyard | 3 Replies

I’ve Been Experienced: Chapter 51

Posted on December 28, 2011 by Jose Kortez
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I take the awkwardness of a first date to a new level. Continue reading →

Posted in I've Been Experienced | Tagged awkward, diarrhea, first date, funny, Jose Kortez, movie theater, poop story, popcorn | 1 Reply

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