Still messed up after all these years...
- The AFC beat the NFC to claim the absolutely meaningless… I mean… NFL Pro Bowl title.
- J.R. Smith and his family are apparently trying to start WWIII in China.
- Man buys Super Bowl tickets with plan to propose to girlfriend at game. Man gets cancer. Girlfriend dumps man. Ex-girlfriend still wants Super Bowl tickets. Only in America…
- CUSA and the MWC are now considering a conference merger in ALL sports. The conference would have a new name, 22 members, and no shot at a national title in football.
- Carlos Boozer’s son is a Heat fan. Considering Boozer went to Duke, he should be familiar with front-runner fanhood.
- Abusive father can’t wait to see the art his torment will create through his children.
- 23 classic movies remade as romantic comedies. It’s the classic tale of insane boy meets Batman…
- The Muppets versus Fox News… Spoiler: Muppets Win…