This cat could probably drink you under the table.
- The Bulls crushed the Heat to take a 1-0 lead in the Eastern Conference Finals, while the Thunder finished out the Grizz to secure their spot against the Mavericks.
- GQ has more excerpts from the ESPN book. It’s amazing how much Keith Olbermann really did for ESPN and how everyone basically hated him for it.
- The Colts fired a super hot cheerleader for wearing nothing but super hot body paint while at a super hot Playboy event. I guess they have little tolerance for super hotness.
- Ocho Cinco is slightly worse at bull riding than he was at soccer.
- Batman apparently picked a fight with the wrong guy. I guess this is why he only comes out at night.
- Hostages trapped inside a Walmart insist they never normally shop there. Gosh, that’s great.
- 6 intimate details you can tell just by looking at someone. Now you have an excuse for staring at that girl’s feet.
- You can’t resist the power of bacon.