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Posted on June 30, 2010 by Flop

South Carolina cheerleaders have always loved the Cocks.

South Carolina defeated UCLA in extra innings to claim their first ever College World Series National Title. It’s a great day for Cock lovers everywhere.
Dirk Nowitzki and Paul Pierce have decided to join the NBA free agent party, making what was already shaping up to be the biggest off-season in NBA history even bigger. A team could theoretically purchase a title from scratch with the crop of players available in this year’s market.
Cedric Benson has officially completed his initiation into the Bengals organization. A long-term contract should be in the works as we speak.
You can sleep easy, America. Erin Andrews is reportedly staying at ESPN.
Fat Suit Barbie takes the cake.
Yet another reason to never play naked in your backyard.
Worried about Alzheimers? Drink more coffee. You’ll be a jittery mess that no one likes to be around, but at least you’ll have your dignity.
Al-Qaeda is a big fan of Twilight. Figures:

Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation’s Capitol To Spare Life Of ‘Twilight’ Author

Erin Andrews Obviously Hates Attention

Posted on April 26, 2010 by Flop

And we love her for it. [via KSR]

erin samba @ Yahoo! Video

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Posted on April 13, 2010 by Flop

Memphis Sports Anchor Kristin Tallent accuses Erin Andrews of “pimping” herself out on Dancing With The Stars. You mean dancing half naked on national TV isn’t a natural progression after “unauthorized” naked videos hit the internet?
The Cuse’s Wes Johnson has declared for the draft, so has WVU’s Devin Ebanks, UNC’s Ed Davis, and Memphis’ Elliot Williams. Here’s the updated list with everyone who’s declared. It seems that every semi-legit prospect is declaring this year. I guess the NBA lock-out is looming larger than I anticipated.
Ben Roethlisberger apologizes for whatever he wasn’t found guilty of.
Steely McBeam Accused of Sexual Assault at Pittsburgh Gay Bar.
Nike decided takes out an ad in SI to gloat over Duke’s completely undeserved NCAA title. We’ll be organizing a sneaker burning in Lexington around noon today. Bring bourbon.
NBC admits to never actually making an episode of Chuck. Ya’ got me. I admit it. Ya’ got me.
Who cares about winning the war? We’re here for the points:

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Flowcharting the 2010 NCAA Tournament

Posted on March 15, 2010 by dafunk

Want to dominate your office pool but don’t know a thing about college basketball?

This would be a great time to create water-cooler talk with the boss, wouldn’t it?

Well here at EJSIC, we’re here to provide exactly what the people want: below, you’ll find the key to winning your office pool, with the EJSIC 2010 NCAA Tournament flowchart.

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Luke Warm Linkage

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Flop

Congratulations, emasculated husbands of America. You can now secretly enjoy that dancing show your wife forces you to watch.

Erin Andrews will be on Dancing With The Stars this coming season. Go crazy America.
In the surprise of the century, it turns out that Bob Knight disciple Steve Alford is a douche. The New Mexico coach ran his mouth off with/at a BYU player after his team’s “heated” victory over the Mormons on Saturday. Here’s the video. Not a huge deal, but I’m guessing there are better places for that conversation than the “sportsmanship” handshake line after the game.
Watch-maker Tag Heuer says that Tiger’s appeal has actually increased in China due to his infidelity. I’m guessing that an Asian man with a African American man’s… eh… endowment would be a national hero over there regardless.
The 5 most horrifying attempts to teach sex-ed to children. Condoman FTW!
A man who drove a stolen car through an Air Force base by mistake has been charged with murder after security guards shot and killed his passenger. Justice is blind and stupid, apparently.
Study shows that Marijuana can up your risk of psychosis. It’s a good thing all those serial killers are also scarfing Doritos instead of being productive.
Sideline Reporter = Fail:

Luke Warm Linkage

Posted on February 15, 2010 by Flop

Evidently, they don’t respect Erin’s privacy in Bristol either.

An anonymous ESPN employee is spilling the Bristol Beans all over the internets on Reddit. Interesting notes include: Stu Scott is an AHole, they’re all screwing each other and smoking weed, John Clayton has a ponytail, and a lot of the employees watched the Erin Andrews video. Wild stuff.
Your official guide to the hotness on the snow and ice in Vancouver. I’m digging Anni Friesinger myself… (via KSR)
Jamie McMurray overcomes Dale Earnhardt Jr., potholes, and the fact that NASCAR is not a sport to win the 52nd Daytona 500.
A record 108,713 people watched DWade lead the East over the West in the NBA All-Star game. I’m guessing about 60,000 of those people would have gotten a better view of the floor from space than they did in that ridiculous stadium.
The NBC report of Michael J. Fox’s death (it was Terry Fox) was fraught with FAIL:

Luke Warm Linkage

Posted on December 16, 2009 by Flop

Now there's a girl who never uses her sexuality to her advantage...

Sports

Erin Andrews wants the maximum sentence for peep hole videographer. “I hope he never sees the light of day again.” That seems a bit harsh from someone who’s made their entire career with their breasts.
Tiger Woods has been voted the AP Athlete of the Decade. “10 years of incomparable golf outweighing nearly three weeks of a salacious sex scandal.” Ya’ think?
The Phillies, Blue Jays, and Mariners are currently finalizing a mega-deal to send Cliff Lee to Seattle and Halladay to Philadelphia. There’s also approximately 30 other players seemingly involved.
Cincinnati is set to hire Central Michigan’s Jones as it’s next head coach.
Mascot dunk = Fail.

POP

Why Star Wars geeks never get laid… (College Humor)
If the real world were like Facebook. (Cracked)
Dinosaurs, soldiers and firetrucks scream Christmas, right?

Politics

Obama to appear on WWE on December 19th. Will he lay down the Socialist Smackdown? Tune in to find out… [I know you're not a socialist, Barry.]
Palin responds to the Governator. Does she know who she’s messing with?
Lieberman won’t rule out switching parties in 2012. It’s kind of a technicality at this point Joe.

Luke Warm Linkage

Posted on November 20, 2009 by Flop

Don't look stare directly into her eyes. I think she's trying to steal your soul.

Don't look directly into her eyes. I think she's trying to steal your soul.

Sports

Jabba the Hu… I mean… Mark Mangino says his problems stem from jilted players and their parents. Did they feed you the cheeseburgers, Mark?
Elisha Cuthbert will be the… grand marshal… of the… Grey Cup…….. Para…. What was I saying? (via With Leather)
Tim Lincecum wins his second consecutive Cy Young. Stoners rejoice!
Erin Andrews peep hole videographer could face 5 years in prison.
Awesome High School football trick play. Urban Meyer is taking notes.

POP

TMZ reports that Oprah is calling it quits. Now she can focus on ruling the planet with an iron fist.
5 famous last Facebook status updates. Hilarious. (College Humor)
Montessori School of Dentistry lets students discover their own root canal techniques. (The Onion)
After seeing video of the Hogan vs. Flair scuffle, I’m pretty sure it’s fake. The “What are you doin’ Ric” Guy kind of gives it away.
Home invaders decorate the house for Christmas. Huh?
Speaking of Christmas, customs agents seize 316,000 bongs disguised as ornaments.

Politics

Jesse Jackson tells a black man that he’s not a black man for voting against universal health care. I didn’t know being black was like being in a club you could get thrown out of. Maybe I should join…
Iraq? Iran? What’s the difference?
The White House is on a collision course with the Catholic Church over abortion.

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