I’m Bob Knight and I’m here to tell you how the South won the Civil War.

• The guy with two last names will return for another year in Chapel Hill. With Zeller and Henson also returning things are looking up for UNC fans. Here’s hoping UK returns at least a couple of their 4 possible draft entrants and there’s a real debate about who’s #1 for 2011-12.
• Reds’ pitcher Mike Leake reportedly tried to steal some t-shirts from a Macy’s.  It’s a male Winona Ryder, everyone.
• Bob Knight has resorted to making shit up in order to get in digs at Kentucky. UK AD Mitch Barnhart was not amused.
• Gene Chizik got booed at the NASCAR race in Talledega over the weekend. I guess that’s Tide country.
• If you don’t like Facebook, you don’t like your friends. And what kind of terrible person doesn’t like friends? Even Hitler had friends.
• The best resume ever. Hire this guy now.
• Some lucky bastich won a Foo Fighters concert… in his garage. Awesome.