Unfaithful Spouses Rejoice

If America learned anything from the Tiger Woods fiasco, hopefully it is to be faithful to your significant other. But in case you can’t keep it in your pants or keep your legs closed, do it the right way and don’t get caught with the help of one of the iPhone’s newest apps, Tiger Text.
The app allows users to control the text messages they send so that late night text about the great drunken sex can be deleted before it gets back to your husband or wife. The app doesn’t help with voicemails (which was a horrible idea in the first place, Tiger), but text messaging is the way of today.

The creators of the app claim that it is not named for the world’s number one golfer. Instead, it is meant as a metaphor to cover your prowling tracks. Whatever it’s really named for, use it when necessary. Ain’t technology great, America?