Editor’s Note: The following is a re-post from a while back. We’ll be posting these from time to time as a way of letting a new audience see some great posts they might have missed.
Randy Moss is obviously a man with a refined palette.
- John Wall went for 29 points, 13 assists, and 9 steals in his home debut for the Wizards. This kid will be a total bust, right?
- It turns out Randy Moss was waived by the Vikings for complaining about the catering. The real question is, why the hell is Randy Moss’ dog so uppity? He should just be thankful he’s not Mike Vick’s dog.
- George Washington has a male member of the women’s basketball team. Is a manufactured dong considered a performance enhancing drug?
- It’s rare to see a head coach cause a turnover for his team, but Lane Kiffin is an innovator.
- A new scam victimizes the elderly by convincing them they’re dead.
- A heart-warming tale of shooting kittens with frickin’ lasers.
- A man in a KKK costume leading a man in blackface around in a noose wins a Halloween contest. And before you rail on the south, this happened in Canada, aye.
- Does an old lady on a cell phone in a Charlie Chaplin film prove the existence of time travel? My gut tells me it’s a scam, but my eyes disagree.
Chugging, the Carolina Way.
- The UNC Tarheels were ON A BOAT and someone forgot to delete the pics. Ol’ Roy can’t be pleased with the PR hit, but you have to think all the T & A and drunken debauchery is bound to help recruiting.
- The Wizards secured the #1 pick in the NBA Draft Lottery last night despite having only a 10.3% chance. If you’re John Wall, you may be hoping that Washington is dumb enough to take Evan Turner, so you can avoid that black-hole. The 76ers, Nets, T-Wolves, and Kings rounded out the top 5.
- The Celtics hung on to take a 2-0 series lead over the Magic in Orlando. With the series now heading to Boston, it’s hard to imagine the Magic bouncing back.
- NFL Lineman Darnell Dockett is sorry he took a shower live on the internet. I’m sure anyone who happened to watch it is sorry too.
- Locker-room humor not appreciated by flaming homo. [NSFW]
- Yahoo! Answers: Why the @#$% do Giraffes have horns? My guess is they were useful fighting off brontosauruses for leaves.
- Rapping your order in the drive-thru is not a crime in Utah, but it is a crime against humanity.
- He-Man Said Hey:
According to Jody Demling of the Courier Journal, Kentucky recruits are now being told that 5 UK underclassmen will be leaving school early for the NBA draft. That’s 5, as in the number of players on the floor at one time for one team.
I’ve got to say… This is a little ridiculous.
Kentucky fans knew full well what to expect when we signed future #1 pick John Wall. 95% of us also knew DeMarcus Cousins was too talented to hang around for more than one year. Patrick Patterson is graduating a year early and we’ve already had him at least one year longer than we probably deserved. His jump makes complete sense.
Finding out that any of those three weren’t coming back would be like hearing that Ricky Martin is gay. It’s disappointing, but you’ve been prepared for it for a long time.
Eric Bledsoe and Daniel Orton are a different story completely. While both are immensely talented, neither is consistently effective as a college player. Not yet anyway.
Bledsoe goes through obvious dry spells, over-dribbles into turnovers, misses wide open layups and shoots 60% from the foul line. His single greatest asset is his athleticism. How many guys in the D League can you say that about right now? He lacks polish. He lacks consistency. He’s somehow a lottery pick.
Daniel Orton averages under 4 and 4 in about 13 minutes a game. UNDER 4 and 4. He has an NBA body and an NBA defensive game to go with it, but his offensive game is lacking. I’m not sure if Daniel hasn’t shown more because it’s not there or because he hasn’t gotten the minutes to do so. As a projected first round pick, I’m guessing NBA GM’s are banking on the latter.
Daniel Orton and Eric Bledsoe are benefactors of what I like to call the “Taurean Green Effect”. If you put either of them on another team that isn’t stacked with 3 more lottery picks, they wouldn’t be thinking about the draft much less getting ready to pull the trigger. For some reason, all the time GM’s spend staring at obvious stars like Wall, Cousins, and Patterson makes them lose their perspective about the rest of the players on the roster.
Let me say this… I love both players. I love their potential and I’m proud of the character they’ve shown this season at Kentucky. But taking the money and running, when you know full well you’re not ready to succeed in the NBA yet is what the one and done rule is supposed to prevent. By jumping now, these guys are taking a huge risk and subsequently setting their program back at least a year while their replacements are groomed.
If they go, I wish them the best of luck. Here’s hoping I don’t have to.
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This would be a great time to create water-cooler talk with the boss, wouldn’t it?
Well here at EJSIC, we’re here to provide exactly what the people want: below, you’ll find the key to winning your office pool, with the EJSIC 2010 NCAA Tournament flowchart.
Well, we’ve reached the conclusion to the 2010 edition of the SEC tournament, and Kentucky fans will have something to smile about as they sit in traffic on I-65 north this afternoon.
Though the win can partly be attributed to the willingness of Mississippi State to be careless with the ball late in regulation, it took a couple of amazing plays by the Cats to seal the deal. The biggest of which being John Wall’s ridiculously tough 3 pointer late in overtime to make it a 4 point lead, and essentially sealing Miss St’s fate.
But there was more, and here are a couple of other tidbits from my view in the stands:
That’s right. Yours truly has been dispatched to provide up-to-the-minute updates live from the site of the 2010 SEC tournament at the “whatever-they’re-calling-it-now-that-the -Sommet-Group-failed-to-make-payment Center” in Nashville, TN. EJSIC will be your first stop for the sights, sounds, and even smells (if I can find a way to capture them on my phone) of the 2010 installment of the UK Invitational.
To get things started, here are the 3 biggest story lines heading into the tournament, and the 3 things I’m looking forward to the most:
Tournament Story Lines:
1. Will the runaway-train that has been the 2009-10 version of the Kentucky Wildcats continue their resurgence with a tournament title? The obvious favorites going in to the event, it will be interesting to see if the C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS will be able to continue to build on their 29-2 (14-2) record by capturing the tournament championship. THE most talented team in the country (IMO), the Cats have been dominant at home, but have proven to be shaky away from Rupp Arena, including losses at Tennessee and against the fightin’ Devon Downey’s, as well as close games against Vanderbilt, Mississippi State, and Auburn. It will be interesting to see how this freshman dominated team will perform in what will be the first college tournament situation for most.
All that said, make no mistake about it; Nashville will become Lexington south this weekend, just as it is whenever UK comes to town.
2. Bubbles bursting. It is my opinion that none of Florida, Ole Miss, and Mississippi State will make the Big Dance without a win in this tournament, and it is shaping up to be elimination Friday, with potential Tennessee/Ole Miss and Florida/Miss St matchups.
3. Who is SEC POY? The case for Devon Downey over either of John Wall or DeMarcus Cousins was a strong one after ‘lil Carolina’s upset of then #1 UK, but it has become increasingly difficult to ignore the team’s late season slide. However, Downey may have thrust himself back into consideration, after a 26 point performance last week at the dump that is Memorial Gym. With a deep tourney run, and perhaps another upset of Kentucky should they beat ‘Bama on Thursday, things could get interesting.
Things I’m Looking Forward To:
1. Vandy fans. I was at the SEC/Sun Belt Classic in mid-December, which showcased MTSU vs. Tennessee and Vandy vs. Western Kentucky at the same venue as the SEC tournament. Vandy fans showed why they were the joke of the SEC by managing to attract **maybe** 200 fans to a game in their hometown. Meanwhile, WKU had 6-8 thousand, and were a raucous bunch. No one would have guessed they were the team 4-3 heading in and Vandy was the team nationally ranked. Well Vandy fans (or as I like to call them, “Alabama football fans“), here’s your chance to redeem yourselves. I don’t expect any more than 400 of you, so don’t disappoint me.
3. Demarcus Cousins. I’ve been eagerly awaiting this ticking-time-bomb’s explosion all year. If this kid played in the ACC, he already would have been involved in brawls with Chas McFarland and Ryan Reid, and having the opposing fans get a hold of your phone number would be a weekly ordeal. But even in a league as physically flaccid as the SEC, Cousins has been driven to temper tantrums and dirty plays numerous times. If he’s gonna flip out, and he will eventually, I just want to be there to see it.
I’m also looking forward to some “pity” beers to be bought for me by those feeling sorry for me, in my North Carolina t-shirt, although I don’t expect Kentucky fans to be overly willing to support my cause…………..dafunk…………….out.
Got a question, an angle you’d like me to cover at the tourney, or some hate-filled garbage to spew???? Shoot me an email at dafunk.EJSIC@yahoo.com, and I’ll get back to ya ASAP.
I haven’t decided if this is sad or scary yet. You be the judge.
[Found via Bluegrass State Basketball]