
Want to find out how much your favorite EJSIC contributors know about college hoops? Check out our predictions based on unbridled homerism and sheer guesswork more than a combined century of thoughtfully observing NCAA tournament action. Special thanks to our good friends at CBS for hosting our bracket contest. We look forward to lending our expertise to Jim, Clark, Greg, and Seth…just as soon as they return our calls.
Without further ado, let’s get right into the picks.
Flop Floppenhauffer
National Champion: Kansas
After much deliberation, I managed to suppress my inherent homerism and picked Kansas to win the title. While I do think my beloved Wildcats have more pure talent on their roster than the Jayhawks, I have to concede that Kansas has the better collective team heading into the tournament. They have more experience and more quality depth than Kentucky and they shoot the ball well enough to give Syracuse and other Big East teams fits. It’s chalk for sure, but it feels like a (rock) chalky kind of year.
See Flop’s bracket here.
Peno Noir
National Champion: Kansas
Am I biased? Maybe. But it’s not rocket science. I went with a team who is strong at every position, experienced, and has a bench that is as deep as Jack Handey: Kansas. They’ll make it though arguably the toughest bracket on the way to their second National Championship in three years.
See Peno’s bracket here.
Karndogs
National Champion: Kansas
I picked Kansas to win because they are the best team in the nation. I picked Duke to be in the finals because this is the weakest bracket in the history of ever, and I’m a homer.
See Karndogs’ bracket here.
Dafunk
National Champion: Kansas
Historically, I have done a horrible job making tournament picks. This year, I used the EJSIC NCAA Tournament Flowchart to make my selections.
See Dafunk’s bracket here.
Small Arms McGee
National Champion: Syracuse
Being the Weakest Year Ever causes this to be perhaps the most frustrating tournament I have ever tried to predict. In the end, I chose Syracuse to cut down the nets in Indy because I think they have just the right combination of coaching, defense, length, athleticism, and altogether meaningless mascot. I’m probably the only person alive who didn’t pick Cornell to beat Temple, and I can’t imagine too many folks have BYU in the Elite Eight or Wisconsin in the title game. Am I a genius, or a moron? You decide. (But the correct answer is genius.)
See Small Arms McGee’s bracket here.
Vagabond Joe
National Champion: Kansas
Jameson’s Irish Whiskey + Aerosmith’s Sweet Emotion playing on a loop + A complex process that includes flipping a 1953 Sixpence and hucking a few darts at the wall + Planting a few subversive emails to undermine my competitors’ picks = Vagabond Joe’s Nearly Perfect Bracket.
See Vagabond Joe’s bracket here.
Jose Kortez
National Champion: West Virginia
Let’s be honest. This is the weakest year of college basketball since Oregon won the whole thing. I’ve been involved in YMCA events with more talent. I’m considering watching a dog show instead of the NCAA tournament this year. But all the same, it’s pretty obvious the Poodle is going to win that so there’s not much point in putting together a bracket.
That brings us back to the YMCA Tournament. The committee rubbed one all over Coach K, but it won’t help them any. This year’s tournament is Syracuse’s to lose. That said, I was a little worried about injuries. And no other team is good enough to get out of the elite eight.
So, that’s how this tournament should end. In a shameful tie.
But, because of some past behavioral issues that have the gods mighty riled with me, there will be one more painful weekend to this basketball season. The only good news is that West Virginia will be the last team standing.
See Jose’s bracket here.
Shred Torn
National Champion: Kansas
I’m not really going out on a limb picking Kansas to win the title, I acknowledge that. Usually I am the one who fantasizes the various ways in which the top teams can lose, rather than giving them appropriate credit. Kansas has proven that they’re the best team all season long. The other contenders are flawed in different ways. I think Kentucky got a tough break with potentially having to face either Wisconsin or Temple in the Sweet Sixteen and then likely West Virginia in a regional final. All of those teams play tough defense and have veteran players to knock off the Cats. Syracuse has a pretty good draw, but they haven’t inspired confidence lately. They’re the best contender to knock off Kansas, but that’s largely because of style of play and because they seem to have some sort of higher power working for them when they play the Jayhawks in recent years. Still, the Jayhawks have the ball in their court, and they’re a real slam dunk. HA-HA! So clever Shred…
See Shred Torn’s bracket here.
NoMore Toys
National Champion: Syracuse
I am grumpy and hate everything, except maybe bourbon and Bull Durham. There are a lot of things wrong with the sport of college basketball, but at least it IS a sport…just like NASCAR. Xavier is awesome and so is Kentucky sometimes. But I’m picking Syracuse to win it all.
See Nomore Toys’ bracket here.
Al Kenmore
National Champion: Kansas
My original plan was not to do a bracket this year for two main reasons:
1) Gonzaga is in the tournament – again – and they have screwed up every bracket I’ve done since the 1999-2000 season. If I pick them to lose, they win. If I pick them to win, they lose. After 10 years of this, it’s geting tiresome.
2) The Tar Heels aren’t in the tournament. In years past, after Gonzaga bust my brackets and all the other ACC teams flamed out, I still had pulling for the Tar Heels to look forward to. Now I have nothing but a wrecked bracket to look forward to.
However, in the spirit of the EJSIC, I filled one out. I based my picks on what I could remember about the season before the Super Bowl, because that’s when I became unglued during the UNC downward spiral. I usually do pretty well when I don’t pay any attention to what anyone on ESPN, CBS, ABC, NPR or Yahoo Sports says about teams and go with my gut. There are certain teams whose coaches have much better Tourney resumes than they have season or conference resumes and I generally pick them to go far in the tournament. So, that’s why I have Louisville, Michigan State and Villanova all making it to the Sweet 16 or farther. It’s usually a safe bet that Duke won’t make it to the Elite 8. Everyone acts like this year is the first time that Duke’s been given a cakewalk, but this is not true. If they’re a number 2 seed, they usually have the easiest 15 seed and so on. In 2005, they were given a real gift and oops–no FF for them. Even though Syracuse is my bandwagon team, I think that Kansas is playing great basketball right now and should win it all pretty easily. Kentucky could falter before the final game, but I put them in it because a Self-Calipari rematch would be great. I don’t see Kentucky winning it all because I don’t think they’re disciplined enough. Kansas is disciplined and that’s why I think they’ll come out on top.
See Al Kenmore’s bracket here.
Michael Street
National Champion: Kansas
Last time I picked Kansas to win it all, they beat my soon-to-be alma mater in the national championship game with the help of missed free throws and a miracle by a man named Mario who isn’t a plumber. My team is out of it this season, so at least Rock Chalk won’t break my heart in April. I’m taking the Jayhawks to defeat West Virginia with a little less drama, 78-66.
See Michael Street’s bracket here.
Ttobbs3eb
National Champion: Kentucky
Like everyone else, I think Kansas is the best team in college basketball right now, just as they have been all year. However, they have been overwhelmingly picked by experts to win it all, and I just can’t see it being so easy. They are good, but not as complete or dominant as last year’s Tar Heels or the 2008 National Champion Jayhawks.
The other dirty little secret about Kansas is that they haven’t faced as elite of competition as some would have you believe. They did own a good Kansas State team during the season, but got scares from out of conference foes Memphis and Cornell and lost to Tennessee and Oklahoma State. I think they end up falling just short of the championship game when they run into a Syracuse squad who can frustrate them with zone.
Instead, I’m going with Kentucky who has become the most popular pick among the one seeds to miss the final four. While everyone harps on their lack of experience the fact remains that they have a deep, talented frontcourt and the best point guard in the nation. UK rides their talented freshman class with the help of the “nobody believes in us” factor all the way to Indianapolis and ends up cutting down the nets. Lexington rejoices. The rest of the nation keeps their fingers crossed for a recruiting violation.
See Tobbs’ bracket here.
The Sensei
National Champion: Wisconsin
Bold predictions are what I do. Not only does my bracket guarantee a national championship for the Wisconsin Badgers, it also predicts an Elite Eight for Tennessee – something none of us thought we would live to see.
See The Sensei’s bracket here.
Aspiring Deadbeat Dad
National Champion: Georgetown
I feel confident that my picks have put me in a unique position to dominate these other EJSIC losers. I chose the Georgetown Hoyas to defeat Kansas State in the semifinals before defeating Kentucky in the championship game. Greg Monroe is the key to this Georgetown team, and to the success of my bracket.
See Aspiring Deadbeat Dad’s bracket here.
Well, folks…that’s it for the predictions of our motley crew.
Check back after each round and see which Jerk emerges as truly Elite.