298*

Every good record needs an * beside it these days. Brett Favre is no exception.

The Mississippi diva gets an extra day of rest before mustering the heroic strength to start yet another game. The NFL and mother nature, where would Favre be without either?

EDITOR’S NOTE: The writer of this article is predicting Brett Favre will start tonight for the Minnesota Vikings. Do not use this uneducated guess for anything more than what it was intended – a guess.

God Destroys the Metrodome

Tired of waiting for decades for the citizens of Minnesota do it on their own, God, creator of the universe, finally took things into his own, galaxy-sized hands and demolished the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in downtown Minneapolis early Sunday.

When asked why He acted today, of all days, to collapse the roof of the blight of a stadium with an over-abundance of snow, Yaweh calmly responded, “It’s been long enough,” and then stopped taking questions.

More on this as the story develops.