Stay classy New York.
- The Yankees won their 27th title last night. Bandwagoners rejoice!
- Danica Patrick plans to go from being the highest profile loser in the Indy Series to the highest profile loser in NASCAR. Our country has way too much… patience for… under-achieving… hot people… Nevermind.
- Fans petition to keep Larry Johnson from setting the franchise rushing record. Talk about an over-inflated sense of self-importance…
- Tim Floyd and Henry Bibby break up a Cat fight in Vegas. Yes, Jim Rome is an insufferable douche.
- Watch a rejected NFL promo featuring John Mellencamp and male… eh… bonding? (Cracked)
- Mini Me threatens to pop a cap in his former girl friend? Talk about an effective assassin… He could hide in your toilet if he wanted to.
- Man surprises family by showing up at his own funeral.
- Man dressed as Breathalyzer arrested for DUI.
- Playboy Playmate was addicted to sex, “It was exhausting”. I bet…
- Molly Sims wants to be known for her acting chops. (Funny or Die)
- Fox News incorrectly accuses Obama of watching a documentary on election night. This little feud is getting embarrassing for both sides, honestly. I don’t know what’s more ridiculous… Reporting on the President’s TV watching schedule or the White House feeling the need to correct the report.