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Posted in Basketball, Sports on Mar 15th, 2010
Want to dominate your office pool but don’t know a thing about college basketball? This would be a great time to create water-cooler talk with the boss, wouldn’t it? Well here at EJSIC, we’re here to provide exactly what the people want: below, you’ll find the key to winning your office pool, with the EJSIC [...]
Posted in Celebrities, Politics on Mar 5th, 2010
By Reagan’s Bronzed Ball-Sack, we’ll get this country straightened out yet! Funny or Die’s Presidential Reunion from Will Ferrell [Hat tip to King Henry] reddit_url = http://elitistjerksports.com/?p=6265;reddit_title = An+All-Star+Presidential+Reunion+For+The+Ages;reddit_newwindow=’1′;Share
Posted in Luke Warm Linkage on Nov 12th, 2009
Sports Jim Nantz’s boo has been revealed. She’s definitely an improvement over the Danny DeVito lookalike that screwed up Steve Phillips’ life, but she’s not worth $72,000 a month. Speaking of Miss DeVito, she’s decided to play the victim now. Three Tennessee football players charged in a robbery attempt. The great news is they’ll be [...]
Posted in Probably Over Your Head on Nov 7th, 2009
I complain a lot. I’m typically unhappy with most things in society, regardless of whether we have it better than anyone else on Earth. I’ve been to a number of different continents and even more countries around the world. I know I shouldn’t complain. But here’s the thing, I don’t give a fuck if gas [...]
Posted in Probably Over Your Head, Sports on Oct 19th, 2009
My fellow Americans, as I reported to you last month, I have been selected by President Obama to serve as our nation’s first Sports Czar. I wanted to take a few moments to give you a brief update on the progress I have made since accepting the position. Near the end of September, I moved [...]
Posted in Probably Over Your Head, Sports on Oct 15th, 2009
In 2005, there was an NHL labor dispute, and hockey went away. That was like an 8-month orgasm. I miss that feeling. And I bet you do too. Look, I’m not here to just say hockey sucks. You already know that. What I am here to say is (a) why it sucks, (b) that we [...]
The Norwegian Nobel Committee started our morning early today with the surprising news that incumbent US President Barack Obama is to be awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. Having been nominated for the prize just 12 days after taking office and awarded a mere 8.5 months later, the announcement has caused reactions positive and negative. [...]
Posted in Politics, Probably Over Your Head on Sep 24th, 2009
With Obama in the White House and the Democrats firmly in control of the House and Senate, a law Bush wanted to pass so badly but couldn’t was finally pushed through. Bush’s efforts were even blocked by the courts and reversed. The law was actually just an attachment to the Credit Card Bill that went [...]
