Yesterday, you may have read Vagabond Joe’s Oscar predictions. He gave a pretty good rundown of what we expect to see on Sunday, including something hot messy from Helena Bonham Carter, so I’ll just cut straight to my picks.
Best Picture: The Social Network. I’ll admit it, I really liked it. I may have liked other films more, but this movie was well written, well acted, and is about the biggest phenomenon since the start of the internet.
Actor: Colin Firth (The King’s Speech) He’s won all of them up to now, right?
Actress: Natalie Portman (Black Swan) Weight loss: check. Physically demanding: check. Emotional performance: check. Previous wins: check.
Supporting Actor: Christian Bale (The Fighter) Christian Bale is one of the best actors around. He makes smart decisions when picking movies, and does amazing work. Plus, a member of The Newsies winning an Oscar? Yes, please.
Supporting Actress: Hailee Steinfeld (True Grit) This would be a big upset over Melissa Leo, but Hailee Steinfeld was amazing. She held her own on screen with Matt Damon and last years Best Actor winner Jeff Bridges.
Director: Darren Aranofsky (Black Swan) This is not going to happen, I know this and it goes against the “predictions” part of this and moves it into “wish list” but I’d really like to see Aranofsky win this, not just for the end result of the film, but for the way he works with actors.
Animated Picture: Toy Story 3 I’ll admit it. I cried in the theater, and if you say you didn’t at least tear up, you’re a liar.
Art Direction: Jess Gonchor, Nancy Haigh (True Grit) Inception, Alice and Harry Potter seemed too computerized, in my opinion.
Cinematography: Matthew Libatique (Black Swan) The filming of Black Swan was beautiful, plain and simple, especially the ballet scene.
Costume Design: Colleen Atwood (Alice In Wonderland) There are some people that take an animated feature and when they redo it they make it nearly unrecognizable….. Tim Burton and Colleen Atwood did not do that. From the Tweedles to the Queen, spot on.
Documentary Feature: Exit Through the Gift Shop VJ got it spot on, Banksy is big right now. There’s a lot of talk about his art and now this documentary.
Documentary Short: Poster Girl PTSD in returning soldiers and military mental health care is huge right now. A film that brings that to light should get some praise.
Film Editing: Andrew Weisblum (Black Swan) Editing is about more than just putting pictures together, it’s about timing and keeping a pace. Well done.
Foreign Language Film: Biutiful I haven’t seen it, but I probably will, it has Javier Bardem in it. Enough said.
Makeup: Rick Baker, David Elsey (The Wolfman) This came down to people who need to look windburnt*, making people look old, and monsters. I pick monsters.
Animated Short: Let’s Pollute I love satire.
Live Action Short: Na Wewe I just read a book about the genocide in Rwanda between the Hutus and the Tutsis, so I’m going with what I know.
Original Score: Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross (The Social Network) Big name rock star up for an Oscar? The Academy loves that.
Original Song: “We Belong Together” Randy Newman (Toy Story 3) Randy Newman is a well known songwriter, put that together with Toy Story 3 and you have a winner.
Sound Editing: Richard King (Inception) Big movie, BIG BIG sound
Sound Mixing: Lora Hirschberg, Gary Rizzo, Ed Novick (Inception) Lots of big noises in this movie.
Visual Effects: Chris Corbould, Andrew Lockley, Pete Bebb, Paul J. Franklin (Inception) I don’t think I have to explain this one.
Adapted Screenplay: Aaron Sorkin (The Social Network) It’s snappy, it’s witty at times, it’s the guy that gave us The West Wing.
Original Screenplay: Christopher Nolan (Inception) Layers, and layers, and layers, and layers.
Remember the last film review where I said that I don’t like spoiling movies by giving out plot point? Well, Inception is going to really test me, but I think I figured out a way to write about it. Without further ado…. my review:
Inception is about Leo DiCaprio who plays a ____________ who _____________ and _____________ with __________ then _____________. The best part is when _____________ and Leo ___________ ____________ ___________ __ _________ _______. But the real crazy part is _____________ and ____________ ____________ when she __________ then ____________ and they ___________.
It blew my mind. The effects were absolutely amazing, and how Christopher Nolan got snubbed is beyond me. There are many movies that lose something when they go to video, as opposed to seeing them in the theater, but I saw Inception in the theater and have the Blu-Ray disc, it holds up very well.
Sadly, for how much I liked this movie, I don’t think it’s going to win much this year. But it’s still an excellent movie with loads of action and a mind-bending-numbing plot.
You may have heard or been a part of the Snowpocolypse a week and a half ago, I was. Luckily, movie theaters stayed open and thanks to that magical thing called “4-Wheel Drive” I was able to get out and be productive…depending on your definition of “productive.”
Anyway, I went and saw Black Swan, starring Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, and Vincent Cassel. The basic premise it that Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis are in the ballet, Vincent Cassel is the director and is getting ready to put on his new version of Swan Lake. Portman gets the lead, Kunis is her understudy, and then all hell breaks loose. It was surprising how trailers and commercials for the film make it seem like a whole other movie. I’m not going to give anything away, because that’s not my thing, and I hate people who give away plot twists in movies, but let’s just say it’s what you think, but it’s not what you think. Cryptic, I know.
Black Swan was very well directed, and actually pretty beautiful to watch even with all the nail trimming going on. Seriously, who trims their nails with scissors?! The actors were spot on, I’m shocked Mila Kunis didn’t get a supporting actress nomination.
I actually liked Black Swan more than I liked Inception, which I’ll have a review of that up soon, although it’ll be a lot like this one where I can’t give anything away. Frustrating.
Final thought: Ballerinas are self-mutilating, Natalie Portman could have used a prescription of Xanax.
The nominees for the 83rd Annual Academy Awards were announced early yesterday morning, and as usual there are some surprises and some snubs. Here’s a quick run through of the major categories.
The Social Network, Black Swan, True Grit, The King’s Speech, Inception…. pretty much all you need to know. The rest were just filler because the academy decided last year to expand the category from 5 films to 10 films.
Javier Bardem, Jeff Bridges, Colin Firth, Jesse Eisenberg, James Franco.
Where’s Leonardo DiCaprio? Why does the Academy hate him so much? And where’s Marky Mark?
Annette Bening, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lawrence, Natalie Portman, Michelle Williams
The Academy took out Halle Berry and placed in Golden Globe Best Actress in a Comedy/musical nominee Annette Bening. Other than that, it’s the nominees for Best Actress- Drama for the Golden Globes.
Darren Aronofsky – Black Swan, The Coen Brothers – True Grit, David Fincher – The Social Network, Tom Hooper – The King’s Speech, David O. Russell – The Fighter
Are you kidding me? No Christopher Nolan? Seriously?!
There’s your quick and dirty rundown of the main 4 categories for the 2011 Oscars. Check back for movie reviews of some of the Best Picture nominees, and see who the Jerks’ pick for the awards. Don’t forget to mark your calendars: Sunday February 27, 8/7 central, the awards will be handed out.
Can you guess which of these @##es is Oscar worthy?
- Here’s the Oscar list from last night’s Academy Awards for those that care. If that’s not “Metro” enough for you, here are some pretty dresses to look at.
- On the heels of Sandy Bullock’s Oscar win for The Blindside, here are the worst sports movies of all time. Ladybugs FTW!
- Want to see a Taiwanese CGI recap of the bizarre Ole Miss mascot swap? It’s not a trap. I promise.
- The UCONN women have tied their own historic streak with 70 victories in a row. What I found most amazing about it is that none of the victories were by less than 10 points. Can you imagine how much better your team would have to be than the rest of their sport to NEVER lose by less than 10 points? Mind-boggling.
- Bored with basketball, a couple of Playboy playmates decided to start making out at a Chicago Bulls game. Seriously.
- ‘Skinput’ turns your body into a touchscreen interface. It’s not nearly as kinky as it sounds.
- Ingenuity or ignorance? You be the judge: