I bet this baby wishes she had the right to choose.

Sports

• Two Missouri Women’s Basketball players were arrested for beating the crap out of a MALE cheerleader in a campus brawl. (Deadspin)
• Accenture has dropped Tiger Woods as it’s spokesman. It’s sad, really. He’s the same guy doing the same stuff that I bet half of them knew about already.
• The Colts and the Saints both hit 13-0 this weekend. Here’s hoping they both man up and go for it. Someone needs to help those 72′ Dolphin cork poppers move on with their lives.
• LeBron has apparently caught the John Wall fever. Be careful. It’s spreading.
• Navy Beats Army, Still Gay. (Sports Pickle)

POP

• Sick and tired of your infant’s baldness? Stick a wig on it.
• Rachel Bilson sex scene edit. This is the funniest/nastiest thing I’ve ever seen. (NSFW) (Funny or Die)
• Judge rules that internet bullying is protected by the first amendment, even if you drive someone to kill themselves. There has to be a “harassment” line somewhere, though, right?
• Internet Merit Badges. (College Humor)
• The 10 most baffling action figure accessories of all time. (Cracked)

Politics

• Palin to speak at a socialist hospital fund raiser in Canada. She plans to convert them to Americanism I think.
• Obama attempts to bully the bankers after giving them all his lunch money.
• The faces of homegrown terror. There’s been like 5 of them now, I think. Run for your lives!