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Sports

• Fox Robot Makes Perfect Stocking Stuffer For People You Hate. (Deadspin)
• Karen Sypher’s Lawyer expects Pitino case to go to trial.
• Sports Illustrated’s photos of the decade revealed.
• Kentucky becomes the first team to reach 2000 wins. I wonder what the trophy they hand out for that looks like.
• 10 last-minute gifts for sports fans. (Sports Pickle)

POP

• Dear Santa, I’m breaking up with you. (Cracked)
• POV: New Year’s Eve. (College Humor)
• Large amounts of medication were apparently found on Brittany Murphy’s night stand following her death.
• Texas man finds a rat jaw in frozen “Great Value” vegetables.
• Merry Christmas, watch out for blood-sucking ticks on the tree!

Politics

• Parker Griffith is converting to Republicanism.
• Health Care Bill on track for final vote on Christmas Eve.
• Runaway Teen Christian Convert Is Getting Her Christmas Cards, Despite Her Parents Efforts.