You know you’re doing something wrong when you make this guy look good.

• Amare Stoudemire has agreed to sign with the Knicks for a cool $100 Million. I love Amare’s game, but you have to think the Knicks are over-paying a bit in terms of one player’s impact on a bad team. Imagine what they’ll pay to get LeBron…
• Draft bust JaMarcus Russell was busted for getting his “Purple Drank” on Monday. The Bengals are contacting his agent as we speak.
• The 2030 World Cup is ours.
• Serena on her “big boobs, massive butt”. This guy obviously approves.
• What country do Americans think we won our independence from? Poor, young black women are really out of touch, aren’t they?
• Having a hard time coping with the loss of a loved one? Dig them up and keep them in your living room for company.
• Study: Teens benefit from a later start to their day. Guess: So does everyone else.
• Those poor, unfortunate oceanic cartoons…