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Posted in Basketball, Probably Over Your Head, Satire, Sports on Mar 27th, 2010
Dear tOSU, First, stop emphasizing the word “the” in your official name. No one cares. However, that is not the subject of my letter. I am writing on behalf of the college basketball world today. Why? Why did you have to chuck countless threes in the last 10 minutes of the second half? I know [...]
Posted in Basketball, Sports, We're all gonna die on Mar 27th, 2010
As a friend of mine suggested, the time has come to stock up on canned food, bottled water, and firearms. The end is obviously near. The Tennessee Volunteers have made the Elite 8 for the first time in their program’s history. Alan Houston, Ernie & Bernie, Ron “Probably Gay” Slay… None of them accomplished what [...]
Posted in Basketball, Sports on Mar 15th, 2010
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Posted in Basketball, Basketball, EJSIC Live Blogs, Sports on Mar 14th, 2010
Well, we’ve reached the conclusion to the 2010 edition of the SEC tournament, and Kentucky fans will have something to smile about as they sit in traffic on I-65 north this afternoon. Though the win can partly be attributed to the willingness of Mississippi State to be careless with the ball late in regulation, it [...]
Posted in Music on Jan 16th, 2010
There’s some NSFW language in there. It is rap after all. Good stuff. [Via KSR] reddit_url = http://elitistjerksports.com/?p=5129;reddit_title = Lane+Kiffin+Rap;reddit_newwindow=’1′;Share
Posted in Wanton Disdain on Jan 13th, 2010
We really don’t mean to pick on the Vols, but they keep getting in the news for all the wrong reasons. The latest is this from the Dagger… Now I understand that beating #1 Kansas was a great accomplishment, especially with a depleted roster, but a commemorative shirt? Seriously? I guess when your team has [...]
Posted in Football, Parody, Probably Over Your Head, Sports on Jan 13th, 2010
If you’ve glanced over this blog any time since last night, you would know that Tennessee football coach Lane Kiffin has left the Vols after one season to coach Southern California. Kiffin had a very eventful first 12 hours on the job. I had the luxury of following the man around for that time and [...]
Lane Kiffin is expected to be announced as the next head coach at USC. No lie. Here’s the article from ESPN.com. Tennessee’s Lane Kiffin has agreed in principle to become the next head coach at Southern California, sources close to the situation told ESPN.com’s Chris Low on Tuesday. Kiffin would replace Pete Carroll, who jumped [...]
