The way things are going, we may see a whole album from Tiger by New Year’s.
- Love em‘ or hate em’ the College Football bowl games are now set. Prominently featured: Alabama vs. Texas for the “BCS Title” and TCU vs. Boise St. for the “This Proves Nothing Title”.
- Speaking of which, Sports Pickle reports that the participants are set for the F–kYou.com Bowl.
- Deadspin has a rundown on the buffet of booty that Tiger has supposedly sampled.
- Urban Meyer was treated for dehydration following the Gators loss to Alabama. The coach was reportedly given an IV drip of Tebow Tears and can now circumcise little boys blind-folded.
- I Gotta Feeling Morning After Parody. (College Humor)
- 7 Historical Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard To Kill. (Cracked)
- Train enthusiasts arrested after running their homemade locomotive, made from spare parts, garden furniture and beer crates, on public rails.
- Gold E. Locks arrested for breaking and entering. Seriously.
- New Study Reveals Most Children Unrepentant Sociopaths. This makes complete sense to anyone with kids. (The Onion)