Do you really want to blow THAT up first? Seriously?

Sports

• Urban Meyer: “It turns out my family is incredibly annoying” (Sports Pickle)
• Texas Tech Head Coach Mike Leach has been suspended after reportedly mistreating an injured player.
• Examining a presently rough chapter in UCLA’s storied history.
• Pryor is planning to play in the Rose Bowl with a torn knee ligament.
• Moment of the Decade: Why Can’t Us? Yet another reason to never move to Philly. (via Deadspin)

POP

• Governor, 86, resigns over 3-woman sex tape.
• Ranking the Decades of the Century. The 2000′s fall somewhere between mediocre and terrible. (Cracked)
• After 22 MA degrees, 5 PhDs, and 3 D.Lits, professor learns on. Way to keep those loans in deferment, homie.
• Man accused of shooting stepson in chest to teach him a lesson.

Politics

• Barry Obama’s 3rd Grade picture with classmate surfaces. In other news, officials are still searching the photo archives for confirmation of the Obama acne outbreak of 1976.
• The return of Terror politics.
• Crotch-bomber’s explosive undies revealed.