- Memphis Sports Anchor Kristin Tallent accuses Erin Andrews of “pimping” herself out on Dancing With The Stars. You mean dancing half naked on national TV isn’t a natural progression after “unauthorized” naked videos hit the internet?
- The Cuse’s Wes Johnson has declared for the draft, so has WVU’s Devin Ebanks, UNC’s Ed Davis, and Memphis’ Elliot Williams. Here’s the updated list with everyone who’s declared. It seems that every semi-legit prospect is declaring this year. I guess the NBA lock-out is looming larger than I anticipated.
- Ben Roethlisberger apologizes for whatever he wasn’t found guilty of.
- Steely McBeam Accused of Sexual Assault at Pittsburgh Gay Bar.
- Nike decided takes out an ad in SI to gloat over Duke’s completely undeserved NCAA title. We’ll be organizing a sneaker burning in Lexington around noon today. Bring bourbon.
- NBC admits to never actually making an episode of Chuck. Ya’ got me. I admit it. Ya’ got me.
- Who cares about winning the war? We’re here for the points: